Must have been cold outside

I'd like to thank my Tri Team for taking such great interest in my nipples last night. I honestly had no idea that my pasties held such fascination for people. And while I appreciate the advice, no, I will not be switching to electrical tape. If it means I have octagonal nipples poking against my shirt, so be it.

And the next time I flash you a titty, it will cost you a buck. Each.