How Sweet It Is
I've touched upon this before, but it's important... I scoff at people who get all worried when they break their diet. "Oh no, I had some french fries with dinner last night!" "I was so bad; it was someone's birthday at work and I had a slice of cake." Freakin' amateurs.
Friday night, the day after Valentines, I did my ritual run to the supermarket to buy a bunch of candy at 50% off. I picked up 4 bags, with the plan that I would bring them to work to help replenish the candy dishes that co-workers have on their desks. After the bike ride Saturday, I figured it couldn't hurt to open one of the bags and have a piece of candy with lunch.
By the end of Saturday night, I had this:
I ate through a half bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Filled Hearts and about 1/4 bag of Peanut Butter Filled Kisses. By Sunday, I finished the Reese's bag and most of the Kisses.
So don't come crying to me about your diets. You have no idea what weakness is.
posted by Wedgie @ 7:47 AM
7 Comments:
Ha! OMG, that totally looks like something I'd do. Uh, maybe I got a heart filled with mini reeses cups for Valentine's day. And I may or may not have eaten most of them in 2 days.
Word.
So, how long did the DIARRHEA last?
ryan: the scary thing is that my stomach is so well-suited for chocolate & Mountain Dew that it wasn't an issue.
Please tell me this isn't going to turn into some sad story about how you purged and felt much better.
Did you at least chase it with some Chocolate milk? Might as well go all the way.
Mountain Dew chasers.
You have no sweet cred Mr. I Don't Know What Hot Tamales Are. What office party waste basket did you raid for that picture?
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