Just Being Fair

Due to issues of National Insecurity, I generally don't like being around people who are in shape (which can make it difficult being on a tri-team at times). So let me tell you, nothing will make you feel better about your physique than attending the L.A. County Fair and watching the general public milling around. You may ask yourself, "who on Earth would possibly want to have a deep-fried-Coca-Cola?" (yes, it's a real product.) Well come to the Fair, and you'll see them all. Yessiree, there are a lot of people there who really seem to enjoy partaking in life's finer indulgences. God bless 'em all.