Over The Hill

This Thursday, Niketown LA is hosting an open casting call for a new Nike commercial. People are supposed to show up in their best Nike gear. I'm sure there will be hundreds or thousands of Beautiful People lining up for their big break.

Here's the thing: they are looking for women who appear to be age 25-40, and men who look 25-34. What are they saying here? A 40-year-old woman is still sexy and desirable, but a man in his upper 30s is not?

Middle-aged men have been suppressed long enough! I think it's time we teach Nike a lesson. All of us mid-to-late 30-somethings need to swarm upon Niketown on Thursday in our stretchy pants and show them just how attractive we can be! Who's with me?!