Calling Buster Brown

I need new sneakers - er, I mean "running shoes". As a kid, shoe-shopping was relatively easy. All you needed to do was go to the store and figure out which ones looked coolest. But as grown-ups we suck all the fun out of it.

There are tons of buying guides out there which are supposed to make it easy to find the perfect shoe for you. All you have to do is answer a few simple questions to determine your running style: Do you supinate? Are you underpronated? HUH?! What the foot are they talking about?! Here's my running style: Left foot forward. Right foot forward. Repeat.

I miss my old Nike's with the velcro straps.